I’m a relatively young-ish guy (35) and was a little freaked when my “bad cholesterol” came up borderline high on my last exam. I didn’t want to go so far as to start taking Rx meds, but I wanted to fix this problem before it got any worse. So Sterolyn seemed ideal, it seemed like a good “happy medium” for me. I like the product and i’m proud to say that my numbers have gone down across the board. I plan to keep taking Sterolyn, so I won’t run into problems down the line.
I don’t know why I’m so attracted to Lipitor commercials, but they touch me. I like how the people in these videos sound so calm & content. The main I reason I enjoy watching Lipitor commercials is b/c of Dr. Robert Jarvik– I look up to him. Why, I don’t know– just do. His appearance/ look & voice just move me. I look up to doctors, period.
“When diet and exercise aren’t enough” I love that slight of mouth right there. They are prescribing this toxicsideeffectathon to everyone, even 8 year old children. Maddness!
After playing a role in creating the artificial heart, Doctor Jarvik was hired by Pfizer to star in ads for cholesterol-reducing drug Lipitor. It was soon revealed, however, that “Doctor” Jarvik was not a cardiologist and was not even licensed to practice medicine. Furthermore, the ads showed Jarvik on a lake, appearing to be a very accomplished rower, when in fact he does not row at all. Pfizer soon retracted all ads starring the disgraced doctor.
2/3 of cholesterol is produced endogenously and
1/3 from the diet. Go figure.
Um, FYI, I am a female and I sure as hell ain’t no “nigga.” I am white, retard.
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I heard that he was offered the role of Smeagol/Gollum in the new Hobbit movie.
really, i heard something like that before but didn’t realize it. so dispite him not being an active dr. did he even invent an artificial heart??
I’m a relatively young-ish guy (35) and was a little freaked when my “bad cholesterol” came up borderline high on my last exam. I didn’t want to go so far as to start taking Rx meds, but I wanted to fix this problem before it got any worse. So Sterolyn seemed ideal, it seemed like a good “happy medium” for me. I like the product and i’m proud to say that my numbers have gone down across the board. I plan to keep taking Sterolyn, so I won’t run into problems down the line.
“I made the artificial heart, i am l33t.”
Lol I bet hightek voted for Obama.
yeah, the only reasons diet and excercise arent enough, is cuz PPL DONT DO IT! plus when they do, they reward themselves with a huge cake
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I don’t know why I’m so attracted to Lipitor commercials, but they touch me. I like how the people in these videos sound so calm & content. The main I reason I enjoy watching Lipitor commercials is b/c of Dr. Robert Jarvik– I look up to him. Why, I don’t know– just do. His appearance/ look & voice just move me. I look up to doctors, period.
He is kinda freaky looking, but he’s very intelligent. I admire him.
“When diet and exercise aren’t enough” I love that slight of mouth right there. They are prescribing this toxicsideeffectathon to everyone, even 8 year old children. Maddness!
I think he could do with a heart transplant! Might improve the complexion.
Am I being mean?!
fuck yeah he is
but do youo think he is scary looking??? he gives me the chills
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You should quote AOL, TazRulesNY.
After playing a role in creating the artificial heart, Doctor Jarvik was hired by Pfizer to star in ads for cholesterol-reducing drug Lipitor. It was soon revealed, however, that “Doctor” Jarvik was not a cardiologist and was not even licensed to practice medicine. Furthermore, the ads showed Jarvik on a lake, appearing to be a very accomplished rower, when in fact he does not row at all. Pfizer soon retracted all ads starring the disgraced doctor.